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Dumb Ass Of The Week Poll Results

Friday, January 27, 2012
The woman stranded in her car for a week, who survived on M&Ms before walking to a nearby farmhouse for help.

Friday, January 13, 2012
The Occupy DC protester who was arrested after he abandoned a 13-month-old baby in a tent.

Friday, January 6, 2012
The intruders who tried to break into the house of a heavily-armed young Oklahoma woman. She fatally shot one, the other fled.

Friday, December 16, 2011
Chicago Bears WR Sam Hurd, arrested for trying to buy 10kg of cocaine.

Friday, December 9, 2011
Anthony Miranda, the mugger who tried to car-jack a man who turned out to be a UFC fighter. He was pummeled.

Friday, December 2, 2011
TIE: The man who crashed his Bugatti for the insurance money and was caught on video, and the guy who tried to shoot a squirrel that crawled up his pant leg, but hit his foot instead.

Friday, November 18, 2011
TIE: Occupy Wall St. protestors, and the pilot who got stuck in an airplane restroom, prompting terrorism fears.

Friday, November 11, 2011
Ashton Kutcher for tweeting his displeasure at the firing of Joe Paterno. He later said he wasn't aware of the Penn St. sex scandal.

Friday, November 4, 2011
Judge William Adams - for beating his 16-year-old disabled daughter.

Friday, October 28, 2011
Kevin Gaylor - A girl he met on Craigslist and his girlfriend showed up at his apartment at the same time; he tried to cover it by phoning the police and reporting he was being robbed.

Friday, October 21, 2011
Scotty McCreery, "American Idol" alum who screwed up the National Anthem at the World Series, singing "No Jose does that Star Spangled Banner..."

Friday, October 14, 2011
The family who got lost in a Massachusetts corn maze after dark, panicked, and called 911.

Friday, October 7, 2011
ESPN, for firing Hank Williams Jr. over the singer comparing Barack Obama golfing with John Boehner to "Hitler playing with Netanyahu"

Friday, September 30, 2011
 Michael Cohen, the British man on vacation in South Africa who ignored the warning signs and went swimming at a beach that had been closed due to shark sightings.  A shark bit off his right leg.

Friday, September 23, 2011
2 Cincinnati Bengals players who had 2.5 pounds of marijuana mailed to their house.  The police followed the deliveryman to the home.

Friday, September 16, 2011
Terry Kimball, who tried to drunkenly walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru.  He was refused service, and proceeded to call 911 and complain.

Friday, September 2, 2011
Bert Lopez, the New Mexico cop caught on camera having sex on the hood of his car.

Friday, August 26, 2011
Frederick Bindner, the Iowa Driver's Ed teacher who served wine to his underage students and let them get behind the wheel.

Friday, August 19, 2011
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, for wishing Elvis Presley "Happy Birthday" on the 34th anniversary of his death.

Friday, August 12, 2011
Joshua Seto – The Man who shot himself in the Penis with his Girlfriend’s Pink Gun.

Friday, August 5, 2011
Billy Joe Madden, the drunk father arrested after he let his 8-year-old drive home down the interstate as he slept in the passenger seat of his pickup truck.

Friday, July 29, 2011
The United States Congress, for the "debt ceiling" standoff.

Friday, July 22, 2011
The Florida man who cut off his son's thumb while trying to remove his cast with a power saw.

Friday, July 8, 2011
The jury that acquitted "tot mom" Casey Anthony of killing her daughter, Caylee.

Friday, July 1, 2011
Carlos Rico – The Father who abandoned his 4 year old son along a west Texas Highway.

Friday, June 24, 2011
The Southwest Airlines pilot who left his microphone on and proceeded to call various flight attendants "Gays", "Grannies", and "Grande's".

Friday, June 10, 2011
Delta Airlines, for making soldiers returning from Afghanistan pay $2,800 out of pocket to check extra bags.

Friday, June 3, 2011
Singer Patti Labelle, for having her bodyguards beat up a WestPoint cadet from Houston for standing too close to her luggage Bush Airport.

Friday, May 27, 2011
Preacher Harold Camping, who falsely predicted the rapture.

Friday, May 20, 2011
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the IMF head forced to resign after allegedly raping a hotel maid.

Friday, May 13, 2011
Kerry Campbell, the beauty pageant-obsessed mom who injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox.

Friday, May 6, 2011
Drunk man at JFK airport tells ticket agent "I am Bin Laden and I have a bomb."

Friday, April 29, 2011
Houston Astros GM Ed Wade, for failing to re-sign Lance Berkman and letting him go to the St. Louis Cardinals.

Friday, April 22, 2011
NY Senator Chuck Schumer for lashing out against Houston regarding the Space Shuttle. (Easy Choice.)

Friday, April 15, 2011
Tom Brady - For weeping about how late he was chosen in the NFL Draft, 11 years later.

Friday, March 4, 2011
Christina Aguilera - Arrested for Public intoxication, just weeks after botching the National Anthem at the Superbowl.

Friday, February 25, 2011
Charlie Sheen - CBS Canceled Production On Sheen's 'Two And A Half Men' For Remainder Of Season Following Actor's crazy Rant.

Friday, February 11, 2011
Christina Aguilera - For screwing up the National Anthem and the superbowl.

Friday, January 28, 2011
Charlie Sheen - Hospitalized yesterday after a 36 hour coke and porn star bender.

Friday, January 21, 2011
Lady who Texted into the Fountain - She's threatening to sue the mall.

Friday, January 7, 2011
Jennifer Aniston - For being drunk at the People's Choice Awards.