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Friday, August 19th
The Florida postal worker who was caught throwing mail into a dumpster.
Friday , August 12th
The fan who got a face full of nachos after trying to catch a foul ball.
Friday, August 5th
The drunk passenger accused of attacking flight attendant and had to be tackled by the pilot.
Friday, July 29th
The Georgia man who was arrested after using his $3 Million lottery winnings to invest in a crystal meth ring.
Friday, July 22nd
The Pokemon go player who hit a cop car while playing the game.
Friday, July 15th
The Pokemon go player who got hit by a car while walking across the highway.
Friday, July 1st
The man who placed his genitals on a grocery store checkout machine.
Friday, June 24th
The Alabama woman who got attacked by a snake after filming herself grabbing it.
Friday, June 17th
The guy who showed up naked at the Waffle House.
Friday, June 10th
The people who left their dog chained to the porch during the Houston flood.
Friday, May 27th
Former NBA player Kermit Washington was indicted because he evaded taxes and defrauded donors to his charity.
Friday, May 20th
The people we were involved in the road rage brawl off of FM 1960.
Friday. May 13th
TCU for misspelling the word 'University' in their commencement programs.
Friday, May 6th
The people who stole donations for a toddlers burial from a pizzeria.
Friday, April 29th
The ISIS recruiter who sent nude photos and is now being made fun of for not being well endowed.
Friday, April 22nd
James Harden for not knowing who ZZ Top is.
Friday, April 8th
The father who was arrested after leaving his 9 month old girl in the car while he was getting a lap dance.
Friday, April 1st
The woman arrested for turning in drugs after the cops sent out fake news alert about meth contaminated with ebola.
Friday, March 25th
The dancer who lit her crotch on fire and suffered 1st degree burns just to win a dance competition
Friday, March 11th
The masked man who tried to rob a taxi driver right in front of a cop.
Friday, March 4th
The four teens who were arrested for burning their principles house down after being suspended.
Friday, February 26th
Jacksonville Jaguars player Dante Fowler who refereed a fight between his girlfriend and baby mama.
Friday, February 19th
The doorman who wouldn't let Paul McCartney into a Grammy after party.
Friday, February 12th
The Royal Caribbean cruise ship captain for sailing into a storm and endangering the lives of his passengers.
Friday, February 5th
Suzi for riding in a competing radio station's float at Mardi Gras.
Friday, January 29th
Missouri QB Maty Mauk after a video surfaced on Twitter that shows him doing cocaine.
Friday, January 22nd
El Chapo for getting caught after ordering a big number of tacos to his hideout.
Friday, January 15th
Bill O'Brien for letting Brian Hoyer play the entire game on Sunday.
Friday, December 18th
The guy who stopped freeway traffic for a proposal & gave a officer the middle finger.
Friday, December 11th
The Florida burglar who got eaten by a gator.
Friday, December 4th
The woman who was arrested for taping her dogs mouth shut.
Friday, November 20th
Charlie Sheen for not telling his past partners that he has HIV.
Friday, November 13th
The Florida cop who showed up drunk to collect a Mothers Against Drunk Driving award.
Friday, November 6th
The man who fell asleep on the metro and ended up getting locked in.
Friday, October 30th
The South Carolina student who wouldn't cooperate with the cop after she was asked to put away her cell phone and leave the classroom
Friday, October 23rd
The driver who tells a motorcyclist "I don't care" after swerving into them and sending them flying off the road.
Friday, October 16th
The man who burned down his van after trying to put out a garbage fire by driving over it in a van loaded with ammunition?
Friday, October 9th
The woman who stole a 9,400 dollar dress then was arrested after posting a selfie with it on her Instagram.
Friday, September 25th
The high school football coach in San Antonio who ordered his players to hit the referee
Friday, September 18th 2015
The Whataburger employee who was fired after he refused to serve police officers.
Friday, September 4th 2015
The Sam Houston student who was arrested after sending a negative tweet about Deputy Goforth's murder.
Friday, August 28th 2015
The woman who used fix-a-flat to make her boyfriends penis larger.
Friday, August 21st 2015
Jarred Fogle for being arrested on child pornography charges.
Friday, August 14th 2015
The spoiled kid who set his Ferrari on fire because he wanted a new one
Friday, August 7th 2015
The guy who tried to steal sushi from HEB by stuffing it down his pants
Friday, July 31st 2015
The dentist who illegally killed Cecil the lion after luring it out a national park.
Friday, June 19th 2015
Rachel Dolezal for changing her features and lying about her race.
Friday, June 12th 2015
The two women who got into a fight at a Walmart in front of a child.
Friday, June 5th 2015
The Woman Who Stole Veterans Headstones and Used Them For Fire Pit.
Friday, May 15th 2015
The Gynecologist who left a phone inside patient's belly
Friday, May 8th 2015
The Councilman who forgot to turn off his mic in the bathroom.
Friday, May 1st 2015
The guy at the spring crawfish festival who got bit by a gator after messing with it.
Friday, April 24th 2015
The guy who tried to kiss a Cottonmouth Snake.
Friday, April 17th 2015
The mother who was charged with child endangerment after dangling and dropping her baby into the cheetah pit at the zoo.
Friday, April 10th 2015
Wrigley Field because they didn't have the bathrooms ready for opening day, so people had to urinate in cups.
Friday, Aprl 3rd 2015
The woman who stabbed her husband because he ate all of the salsa.
Friday, March 27, 2015
TIE: Asheville, North Carolina Texas Roadhouse that accidentally served a two-year-old girl a sangria instead of cranberry juice AND Fife, Washington man who tried to ride in the HOV lane with a cutout of the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" in his passenger seat and got busted
Friday, March 13, 2015 The drunk Secret Service guys that partied too hard and crashed a car through the White House fence.
Friday, March 6, 2015
The Dallas 6th grade teacher put on suspension after being recorded delivering a profanity-laced lecture, including bragging about his junk.
Friday, February 27, 2015 The Loveland, Colorado movie theater that played played "50 Shades of Grey" instead of the new "Spongebob Squarepants" movie.
Friday, February 20, 2015 Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. being a creeper and getting up close and personal with the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton B. Carter at his swearing-in.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Alex Teyen, vocalist of the heavy metal band Black Tongue, who got drunk and walked off a moving tour bus into traffic because he had to pee.
Friday, February 6, 2015
NBC's Brian Williams for getting called out by soldiers for "misremembering" being in a shot down helicopter during the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Friday, January 30, 2015 Mineral Wells man who bragged on Facebook about having 16 arrest warrants and was promptly arrested.
Friday, January 23, 2015 The museum worker that broke the beard off of King Tut's mask, and then tried to glue it back on.
Friday, January 16, 2015 Rockets GM Daryl Morey, for tweeting that watching basketball as an executive is "Like being a gynecologist, you don't get sick of it."
Friday, January 9, 2015 Comedian Bill Cosby, for making a rape joke at his first show since being accused of multiple rapes.
Friday, December 19, 2014 The Kansas City school that punished a blind student by taking his cane and making him carry a pool noodle.
Friday, December 12, 2014 Texans fan who posted her ticket information on Facebook and a rival fan cancelled them.
Friday, November 21, 2014 Afton Elaine Burton, aka "Star," the 25-year-old woman now engaged to notorious killer Charles Manson.
Friday, November 14, 2014 Kim Kardashian and her greasy butt making front-page news
Friday, November 7, 2014 Paul Rosolie for filming himself eaten alive by anaconda in a snake proof suit
Friday, October 31, 2014 Jose Canseco, who shot off his own finger
Friday, October 24, 2014
The Chili's cook fired for posting pictures of himself shirtless and sprawled across the cooking surface.
Friday, October 17, 2014 Joseph Randle, the Dallas Cowboy RB who shoplifted $120 worth of cologne and underwear.
Friday, October 10, 2014 Ashley Tull, the Delaware mom being charged after her 4-year-old took a backpack full of heroin to daycare and started passing it out, thinking it was candy.
Friday, October 3, 2014 Walter Earl Morrison, the 20-year-old Phoenix man that traded a stolen diamond worth $160,000 for $20 worth of marijuana.
Friday, September 26, 2014 Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch, who tore his ACL taunting Packer QB Aaron Rodgers.
Friday, September 19, 2014 Austin Michael Symonds, the 18-year-old pizza parlor employee caught rubbing his genitals on a customer's pizza.
Friday, September 12, 2014 Our very own Rog, for having stitches removed in the middle of a crowded bar.
Friday, September 5, 2014 The Maryland high-school groundskeeper who tried to mow artificial turf.
Friday, August 22, 2014 Browns QB Johnny Manziel, caught on camera flipping off the Redskins' bench on Monday Night Football.
Friday, August 15, 2014 The Spring mother who was kicked out of a restaurant for changing her baby's diaper at her table, since there was no changing table in the restroom.
Friday, August 8, 2014 The Oklahoma teacher that showed up drunk and pantsless to her first day on the job.
Friday, August 1, 2014 The men who tried to rob a gas station, only to find out the clerk was a national karate champion.
Friday, July 25, 2014 The Houston parents who were arrested for driving drunk with 5 children in the car; one of the children threw beer cans out the window while an officer approached the car.
Friday, July 18, 2014 The drunk baseball fan that rushed the mound after a player was hit by a pitch.
Friday, July 11, 2014 The Florida women caught red-handed stealing a family's beach canopy.
Friday, June 27, 2014 The Minnesota home burglar who left his Facebook page open on the computer of the home he'd just broken into.
Friday, June 20, 2014 The Macon, Georgia man who shot himself in the penis.
Friday, June 13, 2014 The 23-year-old woman who assaulted a 17-year-old boy on the beach, accusing him of spying on girls with his remote control airplane.
Friday, June 6, 2014 Jean Kasem, the wife of radio legend Casey Kasem, who recently hurled raw meat at her step-daughter, calling her a "rabid dog" coming after her husband.
Friday, May 30, 2014 The idiots in North Dakota who laughed as they filmed a tornado bearing down on them.
Friday, May 16, 2014 Ryan Smallwood, the aptly-named man who was arrested after he exposed himself at a South Carolina Waffle House.
Friday, May 9, 2014 The woman who wouldn't stop interrupting the news reporter trying to talk about her dog attacking a little girl.
Friday, May 2, 2014 LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling, banned for life by the NBA after his controversial racist comments were made public.
Friday, April 25, 2014 Yankee pitcher Michael Pineda, suspended 10 games after getting caught cheating for the 2nd time in a month--against the same team.
Friday, April 18, 2014 The Clarksville, TN couple that tried to spice up their sex life by drizzling each other with melted gummi bears, resulting in 3rd degree burns.
Friday, April 11, 2014 Conan O'Brien, for dissing Houston on his show.
Friday, April 4, 2014 The woman who tried to steal a baseball that Derek Jeter intended to give to a little girl.
Friday, March 28, 2014 The Colorado school that banned an 11-year-old girl for a dress code violation after she shaved her head in support of her cancer-stricken friend.
Friday, March 21, 2014 The Denver TV station that accidentally showed a picture of a penis on live television.
Friday, March 7, 2014 Rachel Canning, the New Jersey 18-year-old suing her parents for tuition money.
Friday, February 28, 2014 The woman who called 911 because a restaurant served her under-cooked waffles.
Friday, February 21, 2014 The San Antonio motorcyclist who taunted cops for a week by posting videos of himself on Facebook driving recklessly along with the message “Catch me, if you can.” They caught him Tuesday.
Friday, February 14, 2014 Former Texan Ed Reed, who left $50,000 on the front seat of his car while he went into the bank. When he came out, it was gone.
Friday, February 7, 2014 Justin Bieber, for smoking so much pot on his plane to the Super Bowl that pilots had to wear gas masks.
Friday, January 31, 2014 Justin Bieber, for his latest brush with the law-- This time, assaulting his limo driver.
Friday, January 17, 2014 The Little League coach suing a player for $500,000 after being injured by a home run celebration.
Friday, January 10, 2014 The Baseball Hall of Fame, for not voting in Craig Biggio a second time.
Friday, January 3, 2014 The Arrow, for switching to rap.
Friday, December 13, 2013 The schizophrenic signer at the Nelson Mandela memorial.
Friday, November 22, 2013 The jumbo jet pilot that landed at the wrong airport and got stuck.
Friday, November 15, 2013 The Houston elementary school teacher that was asked to stop writing students' grades on their foreheads.
Friday, November 8, 2013 Toronto mayor Rob Ford, who admitted he's smoked crack cocaine "in one of my drunken stupors."
Friday, November 1, 2013 The Female passenger arrested at the Montreal airport for smuggling cocaine in pumpkins. The 3 “Crack-O-Lanterns” were found in her luggage.
Friday, October 25, 2013 Scout leaders who toppled million-year-old rock formations.
Friday, October 18, 2013 The Texans fans that cheered quarterback Matt Schaub's injury.
Friday, October 11, 2013 The U.S. government, for failing to pay death benefits to the families of fallen soldiers.
Friday, October 4, 2013 The U.S. Congress, for shutting down the government.
Friday, September 20, 2013 HPD Chief Charles McClelland – Suspended after he accidentally struck a pedestrian with his car earlier this month.
Friday, September 13, 2013 The state of Iowa, which is now granting gun permits to people that are legally blind.
Friday, September 6, 2013 Chris Perez, the baseball player busted mailing marijuana to his dog.
Friday, August 30, 2013 Miley Cyrus - for her twerk-filled night at the VMA's
Friday, August 23, 2013 David Dewhurst – Who some have accused of abusing his power when he called 911 to help an relative who’d been arrested.
Friday, August 16, 2013 Tim Armstrong, the AOL CEO who fired an employee during a 1,000-person conference call.
Friday, August 9, 2013 Actor Thomas Guiry of "The Sandlot" fame, arrested after headbutting a cop when told he was too drunk to fly at Intercontinental Airport.
Friday, August 2, 2013 The crazy lady who stole the rhubarb from in front of her neighbor's house.
Friday, July 26, 2013 Anthony Weiner, for his continued misadventures with sexting.
Friday, July 19, 2013 Former football player Monty Grow, who was arrested after leaving his 3-year-old in the car while he went to a strip club.
Friday, July 12, 2013 The woman who tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband because it was "easier than divorce".
Friday, June 28, 2013 Kevin Gaylor calls 911 when his girlfriend and a woman he met on Craigslist show up to his house at the same time.
Friday, June 21, 2013 Aggie QB Johnny "Football" Manziel threatening to leave school because of a parking ticket
Friday, June 14, 2013 Football player Chad Ocho Cinco, for slapping his lawyer on the ass in court and getting 30 days jailtime.
Friday, June 7, 2013 Cathy Wrench – The North Carolina Postal worker caught making fraudulent worker’s comp claims when she was spotted as a contestant on "The Price is Right".
Friday, May 31, 2013 The Mom who dropped her baby in the toilet in China.
Friday, May 24, 2013 The sno-cone vendor at Minute Maid Park who was filmed setting his food tray on the ground while he used the bathroom.
Friday, May 17, 2013 The robber who forced his victims in a closet, where they happen to keep their guns.
Friday, May 10, 2013 The Houston mom who looked up how to treat her son's gunshot wound on WebMD, instead of taking him to the hospital.
Friday, May 3, 2013 Henry Gribohm, the New Hampshire man who lost his $2600 life savings on 1 carnival game.
Friday, April 26, 2013 The prison guards who were impregnated by a gang leader inmate.
Friday, April 12, 2013 The crazed man who tried to saw his own arms off inside a Home Depot.
Friday, April 5, 2013 Kim Jong Un, for his ill-advised threats against the U.S.
Friday, March 8, 2013 The Dumb Identity Thief – A Colorado Applebee’s waitress was shocked when she asked for identification from a customer, only to have her own I.D. handed to her.
Friday, March 1, 2013 The parents who abandoned their baby in a plastic bag.
Friday, February 22, 2013 JJ Sandy, the 25-year old Florida man who stored bullets in his oven. When his roommate began to heat the oven, they exploded, hitting her with shrapnel.
Friday, February 8, 2013 The girl who flipped off a judge, worsening her sentence from bond to 30 days in jail.
Friday, January 25, 2013 Vice President Joe Biden, for accidentally referring to himself as the president.
Friday, January 11, 2013 The National Baseball Hall of Fame- for denying Astro legend Craig Biggio.
Friday, December 14, 2012 The 2 ex-cons who failed in their plan to castrate and murder Justin Bieber.
Friday, November 30, 2012 Angus T. Jones- The kid from the hit show 2 And a Half Men, who told people not to watch the show that pays him $8 million a year because it's "Filth"
Friday, November 16, 2012 David Petraeus – Forced to resign from his job as head of the CIA after being caught in a Sex Scandal.
Friday, November 9, 2012 The Cleveland woman who was arrested for driving on the sidwalk to pass a school bus. The judge made her wear a sign saying she's an idiot.
Friday, November 2, 2012 The New Mexico cop who tasered a 10 year old boy. "Career day" went horribly wrong after the cop used his taser gun to show the boy what cops do to people who don't follow orders.
Friday, October 26, 2012 Pop Star Madonna - For angering fans when she appeared to shoot guns into the audience in Denver Colorado, where the "Batman Movie Massacre" recently happened.
Friday, October 19, 2012 The Indiana middle school teacher who accidentally showed topless pictures of herself to her class on an iPad
Friday, October 12, 2012 Matt Slauson - the New York Jets player that injured Houston Texan Brian Cushing with a block many consider dirty
Friday, October 5, 2012 Fox News – For accidentally showing a man shoot himself in the head on live TV
Friday, September 28, 2012 Maria Pestrikoff - the Alaskan woman who had to be rescued after falling off a 60-foot cliff while texting.
Friday, September 21, 2012 Apple customers - For waiting in line for days to get the new iPhone 5
Friday, September 14, 2012 NBC's Today Show - for skipping the 9/11 moment of silence, and instead airing an interview with Kim Kardashian's mother about her breast implants.
Friday, September 7, 2012 Cowboys owner Jerry Jones - For not cleaning his own eye glasses. He makes his son-in-law do it.
Friday, August 31, 2012 NBC News - For reporting that Neil Young had died, instead of Neil Armstrong.
Friday, August 24, 2012 Taylor Swift - For crashing a Kennedy wedding, and refusing to leave.
Friday, August 17, 2012 NBC - For cutting out "The Who" from the Olympic closing ceremonies.
Friday, August 10, 2012 Randy Travis - Country Music Superstar, arrested after being found Drunk, Naked, and Combative.
Friday, August 3, 2012 Texas death row inmates - For suing the state over a lack of televisions.
Friday, July 27, 2012 Cowboy Wide Receiver, Dez Bryant - For beating up his mom.
Friday, July 20, 2012 Michael Vick- for wondering why he's not allowed to have dogs any more.
Friday, July 13, 2012 The U.S. Olympic Committee- for the discovery that the uniforms for American Olympic athletes are being made in China.
Friday, June 29, 2012 Daniel Collins- New Jersey man arrested for threatening his neighbor with a gun after the neighbor farted by his apartment door.
Friday, June 22, 2012 Wesley Warren - The man with the 100 pound scrotum, who turned down a free Million dollar surgery to fix his scrotum, because he likes the attention that it's brought him.
Friday, June 15, 2012 British Prime Minister David Cameron - For leaving his 8 year old daughter behind at a pub.
Friday, June 8, 2012 Miss Ohio - When asked to name a movie that featured a positive female role model, she came up with Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman". Roberts played a street hooker in the movie.
Friday, June 1, 2012 Kathie Lee Gifford - The Today Show host asked Martin Short how his wife is doing... one small problem... she died two years ago.
Friday, May 25, 2012 Former President Bill Clinton - for posing with porn stars. Clinton was photographed with Brooklyn Lee, recipient of Adult Video News' "Best New Starlet"
Friday, May 18, 2012 Fred Boyce - North Carolina man was bitten on the arm while trying to corral an alligator using a towel.
Friday, May 11, 2012 Vice President Joe Biden - Who announced his support for gay marriage, forcing Obama to announce his support of same-sex unions before he was ready.
Friday, May 4, 2012 Tony Guzman - The Spring, TX man who dropped off 2 young neighbor boys in the woods, seven miles from home. The boys asked him to help them run away from home. Instead of calling their mother he dropped them in the woods to "teach them a lesson".
Friday, April 27, 2012 Manuel Dillow- The Virginia high school shop teacher who fired a handgun loaded with blanks at his students in a bizarre attempt to get them to pay attention.
Friday, April 20, 2012 The U.S. Secret Service- For carousing with hookers in Columbia.
Friday, April 13, 2012 Organizers of the 2012 Summer Olympics - For contacting managers for "The Who" to ask if drummer Keith Moon could perform and the opening ceremony. Moon famously died in 1978.
Friday, April 6, 2012 Pat Sullivan, former "Sheriff of the Year" who was convicted of trading meth for gay sex.
Friday, March 30, 2012 Spike Lee, who tweeted the address of an elderly Florida couple, claiming it belonged to George Zimmermann, the man who shot Trayvon Martin.
Friday, March 23, 2012 The Memphis cop caught having sex in his squad car while the microphone was left open. He was heard by 35 other officers.
Friday, March 9, 2012 The losers that robbed a Girl Scout Troop at a local Wal-Mart.
Friday, March 2, 2012 Gary Banning - North Carolina man accidentally drank some gasoline, later smoked a cigarette and exploded.
Friday, February 24, 2012 Warren Moon's ex-wife, arrested for having sex in public during the trail ride.
Friday, February 17, 2012 TV host Nancy Grace, for asking "Who pushed Whitney Houston under the water?"
Friday, February 10, 2012 Gisele Bundchen - The wife of Tom Brady blamed his teammates for losing the Super Bowl.
Friday, January 27, 2012 The woman stranded in her car for a week, who survived on M&Ms before walking to a nearby farmhouse for help.
Friday, January 13, 2012 The Occupy DC protester who was arrested after he abandoned a 13-month-old baby in a tent.
Friday, January 6, 2012 The intruders who tried to break into the house of a heavily-armed young Oklahoma woman. She fatally shot one, the other fled.
Friday, December 16, 2011 Chicago Bears WR Sam Hurd, arrested for trying to buy 10kg of cocaine.
Friday, December 9, 2011 Anthony Miranda, the mugger who tried to car-jack a man who turned out to be a UFC fighter. He was pummeled.
Friday, December 2, 2011 TIE: The man who crashed his Bugatti for the insurance money and was caught on video, and the guy who tried to shoot a squirrel that crawled up his pant leg, but hit his foot instead.
Friday, November 18, 2011 TIE: Occupy Wall St. protestors, and the pilot who got stuck in an airplane restroom, prompting terrorism fears.
Friday, November 11, 2011 Ashton Kutcher for tweeting his displeasure at the firing of Joe Paterno. He later said he wasn't aware of the Penn St. sex scandal.
Friday, November 4, 2011 Judge William Adams - for beating his 16-year-old disabled daughter.
Friday, October 28, 2011 Kevin Gaylor - A girl he met on Craigslist and his girlfriend showed up at his apartment at the same time; he tried to cover it by phoning the police and reporting he was being robbed.
Friday, October 21, 2011 Scotty McCreery, "American Idol" alum who screwed up the National Anthem at the World Series, singing "No Jose does that Star Spangled Banner..."
Friday, October 14, 2011 The family who got lost in a Massachusetts corn maze after dark, panicked, and called 911.
Friday, October 7, 2011 ESPN, for firing Hank Williams Jr. over the singer comparing Barack Obama golfing with John Boehner to "Hitler playing with Netanyahu"
Friday, September 30, 2011 Michael Cohen, the British man on vacation in South Africa who ignored the warning signs and went swimming at a beach that had been closed due to shark sightings. A shark bit off his right leg.
Friday, September 23, 2011 2 Cincinnati Bengals players who had 2.5 pounds of marijuana mailed to their house. The police followed the deliveryman to the home.
Friday, September 16, 2011 Terry Kimball, who tried to drunkenly walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. He was refused service, and proceeded to call 911 and complain.
Friday, September 2, 2011 Bert Lopez, the New Mexico cop caught on camera having sex on the hood of his car.
Friday, August 26, 2011 Frederick Bindner, the Iowa Driver's Ed teacher who served wine to his underage students and let them get behind the wheel.
Friday, August 19, 2011 Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, for wishing Elvis Presley "Happy Birthday" on the 34th anniversary of his death.
Friday, August 12, 2011 Joshua Seto – The Man who shot himself in the Penis with his Girlfriend’s Pink Gun.
Friday, August 5, 2011 Billy Joe Madden, the drunk father arrested after he let his 8-year-old drive home down the interstate as he slept in the passenger seat of his pickup truck.
Friday, July 29, 2011 The United States Congress, for the "debt ceiling" standoff.
Friday, July 22, 2011 The Florida man who cut off his son's thumb while trying to remove his cast with a power saw.
Friday, July 8, 2011 The jury that acquitted "tot mom" Casey Anthony of killing her daughter, Caylee.
Friday, July 1, 2011 Carlos Rico – The Father who abandoned his 4 year old son along a west Texas Highway.
Friday, June 24, 2011 The Southwest Airlines pilot who left his microphone on and proceeded to call various flight attendants "Gays", "Grannies", and "Grande's".
Friday, June 10, 2011 Delta Airlines, for making soldiers returning from Afghanistan pay $2,800 out of pocket to check extra bags.
Friday, June 3, 2011 Singer Patti Labelle, for having her bodyguards beat up a WestPoint cadet from Houston for standing too close to her luggage Bush Airport.
Friday, May 27, 2011 Preacher Harold Camping, who falsely predicted the rapture.
Friday, May 20, 2011 Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the IMF head forced to resign after allegedly raping a hotel maid.
Friday, May 13, 2011 Kerry Campbell, the beauty pageant-obsessed mom who injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox.
Friday, May 6, 2011 Drunk man at JFK airport tells ticket agent "I am Bin Laden and I have a bomb."
Friday, April 29, 2011 Houston Astros GM Ed Wade, for failing to re-sign Lance Berkman and letting him go to the St. Louis Cardinals.
Friday, April 22, 2011 NY Senator Chuck Schumer for lashing out against Houston regarding the Space Shuttle. (Easy Choice.)
Friday, April 15, 2011 Tom Brady - For weeping about how late he was chosen in the NFL Draft, 11 years later.
Friday, March 4, 2011 Christina Aguilera - Arrested for Public intoxication, just weeks after botching the National Anthem at the Superbowl.
Friday, February 25, 2011 Charlie Sheen - CBS Canceled Production On Sheen's 'Two And A Half Men' For Remainder Of Season Following Actor's crazy Rant.
Friday, February 11, 2011 Christina Aguilera - For screwing up the National Anthem and the superbowl.
Friday, January 28, 2011 Charlie Sheen - Hospitalized yesterday after a 36 hour coke and porn star bender.
Friday, January 21, 2011 Lady who Texted into the Fountain - She's threatening to sue the mall.
Friday, January 7, 2011 Jennifer Aniston - For being drunk at the People's Choice Awards.